because-b:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i-might-be-misha:

tsar-bucks:

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it

i would not be ashamed then

fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life

THEY SHOULD’VE PUT THIS IN THE MEN’S WASHROOM TOO LOL

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Posted 5 days ago (originally niknak79) + 237,479 notes

helichrysum:

"GYAHA knock-it off, asshole!!"

[Eren’s emo… fiesty… stubborn. Se he needs a good tickle attack if Jean’s gonna have any chance of smooching him. It’s not really working though since he’s laughing too…]

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Posted 6 days ago (originally helichrysum) + 1,578 notes

dylanssourpussy:

SPREAD THE WORD:

THE NETHERLANDS IS PLANNING ON MAKING A LAW AGAINST CATCALLING AND INTIMIDATING OF WOMEN.

THIS IS AMAZING PROGRESS !!!

THE ASSOCIATION OF MEN EMANCIPATION IS TELLING ALL THE FATHERS TO NOT ONLY TELL YOUR DAUGHTERS TO BE CAREFUL BUT ALSO TELL YOUR SONS TO TREAT A WOMAN AS AN EQUAL!

PLEASE VOTE HERE : CLICK

IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND JUST ASK ME AND WE’LL WORK IT OUT ! 

LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

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dreamybean:

I feel like Nagisa would say goodbye in his own creative, sentimental way

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Posted 1 week ago (originally dreamybean) + 19,303 notes

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

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missingtooth:

looking in the mirror after the anaconda video

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katara:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 

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Posted 3 weeks ago (originally katara) + 301,369 notes

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

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poppunkmutants:

but have you considered:

  • strong females who don’t denounce femininity or being girly
  • strong females who are “like every other girl” bc why the hell not girls are rad
  • strong females who tear down the culture of girls hating on other girls
  • strong females who are proud to be feminists
  • strong females who support and acknowledge trans women
  • strong females who understand that being strong isn’t synonymous with manly or with “acting like a man”

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sixpenceee:

Enjoy!

  1. SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION: Can someone really burst up into flames out of nowhere? There have been cases. Usually the victim’s torso and head are burnt beyond recognition, but their extremities such as their hands and feet are fine. There are many theories to explain how & why this happens but no solid explanation. More Information
  2. ACID RAIN: any form of precipitation with high levels of nitric and sulfuric acids.They can make water toxic to the fishes inhabiting rivers, lakes & streams. It also damages forests by robbing the soil of essential nutrients and releasing aluminum into the soil. The aluminum makes it harder for the trees to take up water. More Information
  3. ALL ABOUT DEATH: Have you ever wondered what happens to the human body at the moment of death and when happens to it as time passes by? Well I made this post, a while ago that will answer all your questions. About Death Post
  4. BRAIN INJURY: The saddest part about this is when you have a patient whose aware but can’t communicate it at all. Or when you have patient in vegetative state, where they will smile, cry or frown but it turns out it was just an involuntary spinal cord effect. They are not really there. Brain Injury Post
  5. SLEEP PARALYSIS: Waking up but you can’ move your body at all. You think you see something hovering above you. Or there’s an old women with lifeless eyes at the foot of your bed. But you can’t move your body at all. A bit more terrifying than morbid but here is where you can read a scientific explanation for it. Science Explanation
  6. GENIE: THE WILD CHILD: Genie was a feral child, a child of abuse who was deprived of human communication. As horrible as it was, it led scientists to develop a theory about the critical period for language acquisition. It’s a hypothesis that states that the first few years of life is when a person will readily learn communication & language. More Information
  7. LA BREA TAR PITS: The pits in the tar is called asphalt. It’s incredibly sticky and results when lighter components of petroleum evaporate away. It has the power to trap large animals. What happens is prey, weakened or injured animals would get stuck in the pit. Bigger animals, such as predators would be drawn to the scene where they would stuck as well. More Information
  8. DEATH AT MOUNT EVEREST: Over 200 people have died on their attempt to reach the top. They could suffer from lack of oxygen or even me smashed by raining boulders. The morbid part? The bodies are now used as landmarks. More Information
  9. ELEPHANT’S FOOT: Elephant’s foot is a massive radioactive blob. One of the remainders of the Chernobyl disaster. After just 30 seconds of exposure, dizziness and fatigue will find you a week later. Two minutes of exposure and your cells will begin to hemorrhage (ruptured blood vessels); four minutes: vomiting, diarrhea, and fever. 300 seconds and you have two days to live. More Information
  10. MUMMIFICATION: Have you ever wondered how Ancient Egyptians mummified a body? It includes two steps: embalming & wrapping. Here is a website that will take you through the steps. And yes! They did use a hook to smash the brain and pull it out of the nose. The Website

You may also like: MASTERPOST OF TRUE TERRIFYING EVENTS

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Posted 3 weeks ago (originally sixpenceee) + 6,088 notes

meanplastic:

me in 70 years

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yaoilife801:

Pixiv artist: マカロニ

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Posted 3 weeks ago (originally yaoilife801) + 1,353 notes